The heartburn's been so bad, boy you better have some hair.
Gettin' sick of all the questions; of sayin' when I'm due.
See a buffet, outta my way, can't you tell I eat for two?
But I, luh luh-luh luh luh luh-luv you.
Luh luh-luh luh luh luh-luv you.
The doc says he don't know when this baby's gonna come.
So until this labor happens I'll be sittin' on my bum.
With an achin' in my back, and my feet swelled up like Shrek.
Tell my why, oh why, did I sign up for this trek?
Cause I, luh luh-luh luh luh luh-luv you.
Luh luh-luh luh luh luh-luv you.
I feel this baby growin', his feet up in my rib.
Makes me think we both be wishin' for the space up in his crib.
Whenever he don't like stuff, he gives a little poke.
Can't tell if it's my bladder or my water done broke.
And I, luh luh-luh luh luh luh-luv you.
Luh luh-luh luh luh luh-luv you.
HAHAHA! Priceless...so with you!! Hang in there...we'll all make it through!
ReplyDeleteyo yo yo, peace out
ReplyDeleteOh goodness Mari, you are so funny! You are getting so close! Caleb was born 17 days early so I can't say I know EXACTLY what you are feeling but I know it sucks! When you hold him in your arms for the first time all the pain (both before and after delivery) starts to fade fast!!! They are so precious. Praying for a safe and fast delivery for you!
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YOU'RE AMAZING.
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That was great! Hope that baby comes soon and you can have some space back! ;)
ReplyDeleteLove your rap. Keep on hanging in there. The end is in sight!
ReplyDeleteLOL! You are so clever. I look forward to each and every new post...
ReplyDeleteSee what comes of all those years of musical training? *snort* Love it. Good luck with that end of pregnancy...fun.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up. Seriously. I love when I see that you have a new post because it usually makes my day! The last two weeks are the worst of the whole pregnancy (even though some of the other weeks are not so fun either!) but you will make it through! It will be so worth it when that little boy is here!
ReplyDeleteHang in there mommy!
ReplyDeletethis is why i read your blog. it makes me laugh.
ReplyDeletewhat happened to blogs being entertaining?
you've still got it friend. you've still got it.
LOVE it! Hope you're doing well and like watching Chuck to pass the time. You're almost there!
ReplyDeleteWill you record that, Please??? That rocks. You're so cute. I'm sooo sorry that your heartburn sucks so bad! Hang in there!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarous! Ha! Thanks for sharing...you will make it!! I promise. Then you might be wishing he would go back (sometimes, in the middle of the night, when I am really tired and don't want to be up nursing...only sometimes)
ReplyDeleteI. Love. This.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess we are both currently channelling are inner ghetto! I was speed walking with my boys during my morning walk listening to Baby boy da prince! THIS IS THE WAY I LIVE! Hee hee. Love that song, not really sure why. But I do. Sometimes I think people would laugh their heads off if they could hear what this white girly mama was listening to on her IPOD. Love your posts! They make me miss you!
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