M: Babe? Are you doing something different with your sideburns?
T: No, I don't think so.
M: Well this side looks shorter than usual. Like, way shorter.
M: Turn your head, let me see the other one.
M: Babe! Your sideburns are totally uneven! What happened?
T: Well... I'm just really tired in the morning. I must have just... shaved it off...?
M: Ha ha ha. How long do you think it's been this way?
T: I don't know. A couple of days maybe?
M: So are you gonna shave off the other one?
T: Nah, I think I'll just let this side grow back.
Let's hope that doesn't take too long.
Then there's this one.
It's a little hard to tell in this picture but he basically has a halo of baldness goin on now. Poor kid just loves looking around at everything while he's laying on his back. Rubbed his hair right off of his head.
Also, he is showing signs of a little male pattern baldness and his hair struggles to stay flat where his lump still is from being vacuumed out. It's like a cross between Alfalfa and Alton Brown.
I'm pretty sure there isn't anything I can do for him. Please tell me it will grow back! When he was born his hairline on the sides came all the way to his eyebrows. And now... well you have eyes.
My sweet bald baby.