1. Sometimes I feel a baby kicking in my tummy. BUT THERE IS NO BABY IN MY TUMMY! It's like a phantom limb. But a baby. I have a phantom baby.
2. Occasionally headlights will flash across our bedroom window at night. Totally normal. Except there is a field behind our house, not a road. If you don't hear from me again it's because the aliens have abducted me.
3. I would appreciate it if no one gives this book to my son.
Ever.
4. It's about time for me to start investing in the miraculous push up bra from Victoria's Secret. That is all you need to know.
5. I believe I would like to boycott American Idol next year. Who's with me!? Also up for elimination - Biggest Loser.
I found your blog of MMB. Totally understand the phantom baby kicks and boycotting American Idol. Still addicted to Biggest Loser, though.
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hahaha! All of those things are awesome! Love it!
ReplyDeleteoh my I have phantom baby too! I felt it just this morning in fact! I love The Days of May and think you should continue it always :)
ReplyDeleteBoycott American Idol? I'm there. Biggest Loser? NEVER!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think I'm pregnant cause I feel baby kicks... weird.
ReplyDeleteI'm with for AI boycott, but I cant give up BL.
I have a phantom baby too!!! I have even taken pregnancy tests before because of this phantom. It feels so real!
ReplyDeletejust switch to so you think you can dance... sooo much better. and the batchelorette starts monday? Yess...
ReplyDeleteWhat? Why are you upset with American Idol? I'm so confused! I liked it this year. So you think you can dance I will never boycott though... But, with Simon gone on American Idol, it won't be the same. Ho hum....
ReplyDeleteI love your posts! I've already boycotted American Idol! And I plan on continuing that boycott!
ReplyDeleteI think I have a phantom baby, too, and my kids are 5!!
ReplyDeleteOh my heck Mari, that was hilarious. Me and my whole family were all huddled around the computer laughing at the title of that book. PS, I totally understand the Bra thing and the phantom baby thing. In fact I just took a pregnancy test today:) The phantom baby's since Kimball was born try to scare me now and then. I agree with you about elimanating those evil reality shows too!
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