Random Thoughts. If these don't make sense - blame the head cold.
1. Sometimes I feel a baby kicking in my tummy. BUT THERE IS NO BABY IN MY TUMMY! It's like a phantom limb. But a baby. I have a phantom baby.
2. Occasionally headlights will flash across our bedroom window at night. Totally normal. Except there is a field behind our house, not a road. If you don't hear from me again it's because the aliens have abducted me.
3. I would appreciate it if no one gives this book to my son.